Here’s something I wrote in 2004:
“I blamed my sis for stealing my Keg chocolate mints on my desk. I thought she was afraid to admit to it. Today I realized those mints were actually in my pocket. Oops.”
On an unrelated note,
I have a bad habit of not capitalizing the “i” in I.

aww, good moral of the story.
i never capitalize the i in i. why should i be better than all the other letters?
re smooryl: says an EDITOR -_-.